Unbetitelt

babyeridan:

my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class

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carnaptious:

Want to talk to someone who doesn’t know me and i dont know them, and just be able to be honest about ourselves because i dont know them, and they dont know me.

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